July Poetry Challenge - Shopping

Paulus Constantijin La Farge, The Grote Markt (Market Square) at The Hague, 1760

Compliments of The National Gallery of Art, London

My grandmother liked to purchase her groceries from Glassman’s, a locally-owned grocery store in Iowa City. She shopped on Friday mornings, before Mr. Glassman closed for the Sabbath. Mr. Glassman gave two kittens to my sister and me, and if he had a lot of liver left on Friday, he would wrap some up and give it to our grandmother for the Blackie and Tiger. Sometime I should write a poem about the kindly grocer who served my family well.

As a child, I was excited when we received the new catalogues from Sears and Montgomery Ward. My sister Dorinda and I played a game in which we imagined we each had ten children (5 boys and 5 girls, each, if I remember correctly). I have forgotten the names of all my imaginary children except my triplet girls. I named them Katherine Marie, Katherine Louise and Katherine Annette. Or was it Kathleen Marie, Kathleen Louise and Kathleen Annette? That was a long time ago! I am certain, however that their nicknames were Kit, Kathy and Kay. Dorinda and I sat for hours with those catalogues, picking out clothes for our children, furniture for their bedrooms, birthday or Christmas presents, etc. Catalogue shopping was quite popular in those days.

You may shop at a street market, department store, pharmacy, grocery store, dress shop, yard or garage sale, flee market, or on-line merchant, or buy cookies from the girl scout or magazines school child next door raising money for a school field trip. There are many ways to shop.

There are some famous poems that talk about shopping. Here are links to two of them:

 

Allan Ginsburg, “A Supermarket in California,” https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/47660/a-supermarket-in-california.

Tony Hoagland, “At the Galleria Shopping Mall”       https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/poems/52645/at-the-galleria-shopping-mall.

Jane Sellman has written a clever poem about shopping from Harriet Carter, one of the companies that sends catalogues in the mail.

Harriet Carter, Distinctive Gifts Since 1958

Harriet Carter, I’ve spent many happy hours looking through the colors of your

catalogue.

I’ve spent hundreds of dollars on your distinctive gifts. You’ve sent me so much

in return.

       The Pooch Polo Shirt (Rose, Medium) for my dog, Winston.

       The Plaid Slippers That Mop, which I wear every morning in my kitchen.

The Bathroom Cabinet Super-Organizer, which currently holds

Scott Bathroom Tissue (three rolls), Dove Moisturizing Shampoo, towels,

face clothes, and a Deluxe Beautiful Back Scrubber.™

Harriet Carter,

you have dispensed distinctive gifts since 1958: the Mighty Putty™ — 
           “Lets You Fix, Fill & Seal Virtually Anything”; the Pet Screen Door —

“Lets Your Pet In and Out Anytime”; the Toe “Stretchers” —

“Give You Stronger Feet in Just Ten Days.”

Harriet Carter, because of you, I have “stacked, stored, and safely transported”

 deviled eggs

added “five inches to the waistband” of my best blue skirt

used “that wasted space atop” the television

heard the “faintest whisper with new clarity.”

Harriet Carter, Oh, Harriet Carter

Thank you for the purification of the air in my house and for the automatic

irrigation of my plants and for keeping my food fresh for longer than scientists

will admit possible and for supporting my sagging breasts and protecting

my arthritic knees and for such technological wonders as the Automatic Birdbath,

the Birdbath Protector, the Toothpaste Tube Squeezer, and the Three-Section

Microwave Plates, which come in sets of four, each plate a different color.

Harriet Carter, to you, I sing all praise and hosanna.

My house is a monument to you. Nothing is ever thrown away or exiled

to the hall closet.

Except for the Vidalia Chop Wizard™ —“The Cook’s Best Friend.”

     Which chopped boiled eggs, onions (both Vidalia and other varieties),

     carrots, sharp cheddar cheese, and mushrooms

     Which broke while I sliced pepperoni on New Year’s Eve

     Which I gently put in the trash on New Year’s Day

Harriet Carter, please forgive my one transgression.

~ Jane Sellman

This poem was first published in Arsenic Lobster Poetry Journal (2013), pp. 30-31. © Jane Sellman.

 

Jane Sellman is a Writing Consultant at University of Maryland School of Nursing. She is a freelance writer and editor as well as a part-time teacher..

The July Challenge:

The July Challenge is to submit a poem about shopping—online shopping, shopping “downtown” or at the Farmer’s Market, taking the commuter train from the suburbs to the big city to buy Christmas presents, stopping at the trading post along the highway in the West, . . . . whatever your shopping experience might be.

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